over the years of hanging together there were some things that we said that would just leave us in stitches....

Sharmeen: Drive at the waver! (spoonerism- trying to say wave at the driver)

Leanne: I'm not drunk, the room's just spinning (she was obviously drunk)

Taslima: But I'm beautiful! (being vain as usual)

Hazera: Ain't you tasty! (being flirty as usual)

Taslima: I didn't know it was a sex shop! (after haz dragged her into ann summers)

Sharmeen: Crabby pele lenny (she named a crab after leanne and pele)

Leanne: You're the red jelly baby, no one likes you (after watching the jelly baby advert while she was tired and wouldn't shut up even though I wanted to sleep aarrggh!)

Taslima: Bob's your answer (trying to say bob's your uncle)

Sharmeen: Ha Leanne I'm meant to be older than you... oh wait I am older than you!

Taslima: I need to go to the gym to lose some weight on my arms

Sharmeen: How's camera I mean camping I mean tampon (trying to say cameron)

Leanne: you can't share your bed with me cos i'll be sharing it with ian, so you have to sit at the desk but we'll be making the bed move... (leanne saying dirty comments about Ian)

Me: I wonder if Joanne likes arsenal- Vivian: yeah she does (me being sarcastic and vivian taking it literally)

Sharmeen: He's not my man! he's just saying it, he doesn't mean it! (in denial)

Taslima: You got run down!

me, sharmz, alex and vivien: mama used to say take your time young man (that dance on the 7th floor lol)

Hazera: no not in the digging thing! (talking about the bowling ball going in the gutter)

Sharmeen: chicken legz

sharmeen: 90 degrees angle (taking the piss outta angel)

Hebah: he's gonna back up her hard drive with his floppy disk (being dirty about vivian and diluwar)

Me, Sharmeen, Taslima and Ruhina: DJ! yeeeaaahh! (that dirty keyboard...)

Sharmeen: I never knew I was that tall... (after Leanne was chasing her and she hit her head in the PE block)

Charlene: what's a recruitment day?

Sharmeen: I love my botoy (meant to say bottle, lets just say botoy means a very different thing in Bengali)

Sharmeen: what's  a faggot?

>Me: omg this stupid siamese cat jumped through my kitchen window, i chucked something at it till it ran
Sharmeen: omg that's cruel! it's not it's fault it has 2 heads...